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Andy Samberg’s new PSA message, (on behalf of) Citizens Are Not Naturally Ingested By Americans League (C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L.)

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Andy Samberg guested on Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night. During his sit-down interview, Andy Samberg decides to step up and take the first steps toward thwarting the recent climb in cannibalsim and bath salt use (the zombie drug).

Andy Sandberg on cannibalism | Andy Sandberg on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Andy Sandberg says no to cannibalism - eat a burger instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Samberg begins the video with “People. They come in all shapes and sizes: tall, short, fat, thin, young and old. But it’s important to remember that whatever they look like — you shouldn’t eat ’em…”Samberg deadpans at the start of his message on behalf of the Citizens Are Not Naturally Ingested By Americans League (C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L.).

Andy Samberg says to follow the 5 D’s:

DON’T EAT ANY PEOPLE

DO EAT THINGS THAT ARE NOT PEOPLE

DO MAKE SURE IT’S REALLY LOBSTER

DON’T SNORT BATH SALTS

DENVER …just a great city.

Check out the whole video below.

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Bath Salt Zombie Apocalypse Spreads To Louisiana: Carl Jacquneaux is the new Bath Salt Zombie

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Pic of Todd Credeur face eaten | Victim of Cannibal attack in Louisiana

The Zombie Apocalypse spreads to Lafayette Parish, Louisiana. Once again, bath salts appear to be the root cause. Carl Jacquneaux, 43, while under the influence of bath salts, viciously attacks his ex-wife’s husband’s face (Todd Credeur), biting a chunk of skin and flesh around the eye and cheeckbone area.

The Bath Salt Drug | The Zombie Apocalypse Drug

The Bath Salt Drug Causes Fits of Rage, in which the user attacks by biting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what are bath salts?

Why are there so many connections between bath salts and zombie attacks / cannibal attacks?

To begin with, bath salts are a stimulant. The symptoms of someone under the influence of the bath salt drug are:

High blood pressure and Increased Pulse

Increase in body temperature, causing some of the users to remove their clothing, as was the case with Rudy Eugene, on the Miami Causeway in Florida.

Agitation

Deep Psychosis

Hallucinations

Violant fits of rage, with tendancies to attack with the mouth

Feeling of Invulnerability

This sounds like the perfect Zombie Drug to me.

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Carl Jacquneaux Louisiana Cannibal | Bath Salt Zombie

Carl Jacquneaux, on the bath salt drug, attacked a man by biting him in the face

NY Daily News Reports on Carl Jacquneaux in Louisiana:

    The ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ lurches on.

    A Louisiana man was arrested, handcuffed and shackled after allegedly biting a chunk out of a man’s face during an attempted robbery, according to an affidavit.

    Carl Jacquneaux, 42, showed up at his ex-wife’s house June 2 – in violation of an order of protection she had taken out against him – and attacked Todd Credeur, her current husband. Jacquneaux repeatedly bit Credeur’s face, “removing flesh the size of a quarter,” the affidavit said.

    Credeur told KATC-TV that was working in his front yard when he was attacked by Jacquneaux, adding that he was shocked when his face was bitten. Credeur sprayed wasp spray in Jacquneaux’s face in self-defense.

    “Very unusual, it’s not something we see everyday,” said Scott Assistant Police Chief Kert Thomas.

    Pic of Todd Credeur face eaten | Victim of Cannibal attack in Louisiana

    Pictured: Todd Credeur, the recent victim of Louisiana cannibal attack

    His thirst blood apparently not satiated, Jacquneaux then went to a friend Billy Louviere’s house nearby, held him at knife point and said “I will kill you if you don’t tell me where your dad’s gun is.” Jacquneaux left Louviere’s house with the gun and was arrested at the dead end of a nearby street, an affidavit said.

    A friend of Credeur’s told KATC-TV that she believed Jacquneaux was on bath salts, the same drug Miami cannibal Rudy Eugene took before eating Ronald Poppo’s face off down to his goatee over Memorial Day weekend.

    Jacquneaux was charged aggravated second degree battery, violation of a protective order, aggravated burglary, simple battery and violation of probation. He is being held in Lafayette Parish Jail in lieu of $312,500 bond, reports KATC-TV.

    Cops did not perform any blood tests on Jacquneaux, reports KATC-TV, they will never be able to confirm if he was taking the dangerous drugs or not.

    Credeur was released from the hospital and is recovering at home, KATC-TV reported.

Via NY Daily News

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Morton Zombie Bath Salts Art Illustration

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Well, the infamous Bath Salt drug isn’t necessary made of salt, per se…but we’ll let that slide, as this zombie bath salt Morton girl art is actually pretty hilarious…in a weird, morbid sort of way (just the way we like it).

Zombie Bath Salt Girl, bath salt zombie | Morton zombie girl

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Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale: White Walker Zombies

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White Walker Zombie King | Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale

WINTER IS COMING. The finale of Game of Thrones Season 2, marks the beginning of that coming…and the beginning of the army of zombies. From the looks of it, this zombie horde (or White Walkers as the HBO series names them, The Others in the Game of Thrones book series) consists of fallen soldiers, fallen Night’s Watchmen and presumably anyone who was not burned after death, north of The Wall.

White Walker Zombie King | Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale

Game of Throne White Walkers | Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale Zombie Army

These zombies appear to be far more structured and evolved than our typical Romero zombies, and with the Game of Thrones finale also ending with our favorite Khaleesi winning back her 3 dragon children, fire and ice are sure to meet in the coming seasons.

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Maryland Zombie: Hartford, MD Cannibal Ate Brains and Heart of Roomate

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Cannibal in Hartford, Maryland Eats Brains and Heart of of Roomate

A man in Hartford, Maryland admitted to killing his roommate and eating his body parts, the Harford County Sheriff’s Office said Thursday.

According to charging documents, Alexander Kinyua, 21, killed his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, with a knife and then ate his heart and part of his brain.

Maryland Cannibal Brain pic | picture of  Alexander Kinyua eating brain

picture of maryland cannibal, Alexander Kinyua, eating his roomate's brain

Kinyua is charged with first-degree murder and first- and second-degree assault.

The two had shared a home in the 500 block of Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne.

Harford County Sheriff Jesse Bane said Thursday that Kinyua took deputies to a Dumpster about a mile away from Terrapin Terrace, where they discovered a head and two hands.

Deputies had executed a search and seizure warrant at the Terrapin Terrace home on Wednesday where they discovered the remains.

Detectives said Agyei-Kodie had left to go jogging without any of his personal effects, and had not been seen since. He was reported missing Friday.

Sheriff’s investigators said it was one of the most grisly cases they’ve seen in a while.

Authorities sent the remains to the medical examiner’s office in Baltimore for a positive identification.

Kinyua remained held at the Harford County Detention Center Thursday night.

It was a grisly murder and there’s still no known motive.

Detectives say that so far, the suspect has shown no remorse for the attack. They say that while he is cooperative and has confessed, he would not reveal why he did it.

According to published reports, he recently posted online statements about cults, ethnic cleansing and school shootings.The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is helping in the investigation.

Kinyua was represented by a public defender in court on Thursday.

Police have not ruled out the possibility of more arrests.

The lead detective told WJZ he has no reason to believe that Kinyua was lying about eating the victim’s body parts.

A judge denied bail for Kinyua on Thursday. He’s charged with first-degree murder.

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Police Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face In Florida

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Now, admittedly, the video doesn’t exactly reveal that there’s some serious carnivorous zombie action going on, as the legs that are moving appear to be facing away from the victim (the legs that aren’t moving), and the video’s poor quality doesn’t shed much light on whether or not the reported pool of blood is actually blood or just the shadows cast by the two men. So, case closed right? Wrong.

victim of man eating face of another man

            

            

            

            

            

            

            

            

            

            

            

            

Based on reports from several major news sources, this is for real. Check out the raw footage and reports below.

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Here is the original report from the Miami Herald:

    MIAMI — A witness says a naked man chewing on the face of another naked man on a downtown highway ramp kept eating and growled at a police officer who fatally shot him to make him stop.

    Larry Vega told WSVN-TV in Miami (http://bit.ly/L6kwWt) that he was riding his bicycle Saturday afternoon off the MacArthur Causeway that connects downtown Miami with Miami Beach when he saw the savage attack on the bridge’s off-ramp.

    “The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!'” Vega said. “The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.”

    The slain man was identified by the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner’s office as Rudy Eugene, 31, Miami television station WFOR
    (http://cbsloc.al/LZlxol) reported.

    Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who he said repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker just picked his head up and growled at the officer, Vega said.

    As the attack continued, Vega said the officer shot the attacker, who continued chewing the victim’s face. The officer fired again, killing the attacker.

    Miami police have released few details about the attack, other than confirming that there was a fatal officer-involved shooting. The name of the victim, who was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital, had not been immediately determined by authorities, said Detective William Moreno. Messages left Monday for a police spokesman were not immediately returned.

    A spokeswoman said Monday that the hospital would not be releasing any information about him.

    A surveillance video camera from The Miami Herald building nearby captured images of the men’s naked legs lying side by side after the shooting.

    Vega said the victim appeared gravely injured.

    “It was just a blob of blood,” Vega said. “You couldn’t really see, it was just blood all over the place.”

Via Miami Herald

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Childhood: Zombified

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Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder

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Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder Pic

Let’s face it. Organization is key to survival in the zombie apocalypse. The last thing you need is to not be able to find your keys when you need them. Enter the Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder .

This incredibly lifelike image of the real Mount Rushmore in South Dakota is a spitting image of the original, had those presidents been zombies, of course. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln have never looked deader, but their contributions will forever be remembered.

Via Neatoshop

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George Washington Zombie | Zombie Mount Rushmore

Thomas Jefferson Zombie | Zombie Mount Rushmore

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Zombie Illustrations by Danvinci

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Zombie Illustrations of Queen, Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, LMFAO, Ray Charles, and Whitney Houston by Danvinci

Zombie Queen - Zombie Illustration

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Stars Wars Ewok Zombie Art

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