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Andy Samberg’s new PSA message, (on behalf of) Citizens Are Not Naturally Ingested By Americans League (C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L.)

Andy Samberg guested on Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night. During his sit-down interview, Andy Samberg decides to step up and take the first steps toward thwarting the recent climb in cannibalsim and bath salt use (the zombie drug). Andy Sandberg says no to cannibalism - eat a burger instead. Samberg begins the video with "People. They come in all shapes and sizes: tall, short, fat, thin, young and old. But it's important to remember that whatever they look like -- you shouldn't eat 'em..."Samberg deadpans at the start of his message on behalf of the Citizens Are Not Naturally [...]

by 401AK47 | A Zombie Survival Plan
By | 2018-05-14T07:04:19+00:00 |Zombie News and Events|0 Comments

Bath Salt Zombie Apocalypse Spreads To Louisiana: Carl Jacquneaux is the new Bath Salt Zombie

The Zombie Apocalypse spreads to Lafayette Parish, Louisiana. Once again, bath salts appear to be the admin cause. Carl Jacquneaux, 43, while under the influence of bath salts, viciously attacks his ex-wife's husband's face (Todd Credeur), biting a chunk of skin and flesh around the eye and cheeckbone area. So what are bath salts?

by 401AK47 | A Zombie Survival Plan
By | 2018-05-14T07:00:29+00:00 |Zombie News and Events|0 Comments

Morton Zombie Bath Salts Art Illustration

Well, the infamous Bath Salt drug isn't necessary made of salt, per se...but we'll let that slide, as this zombie bath salt Morton girl art is actually pretty hilarious...in a weird, morbid sort of way (just the way we like it).

by 401AK47 | A Zombie Survival Plan
By | 2018-05-14T06:54:35+00:00 |Zombie News and Events|0 Comments

Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale: White Walker Zombies

WINTER IS COMING. The finale of Game of Thrones Season 2, marks the beginning of that coming...and the beginning of the army of zombies. From the looks of it, this zombie horde (or White Walkers as the HBO series names them, The Others in the Game of Thrones book series) consists of fallen soldiers, fallen Night's Watchmen and presumably anyone who was not burned after death, north of The Wall.         These zombies appear to be far more structured and evolved than our typical Romero zombies, and with the Game of Thrones finale also ending with our favorite [...]

by 401AK47 | A Zombie Survival Plan
By | 2018-05-14T06:53:29+00:00 |401AK47 Home, Zombie News and Events|12 Comments

Maryland Zombie: Hartford, MD Cannibal Ate Brains and Heart of Roomate

A man in Hartford, Maryland admitted to killing his roommate and eating his body parts, the Harford County Sheriff's Office said Thursday. According to charging documents, Alexander Kinyua, 21, killed his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, with a knife and then ate his heart and part of his brain. picture of maryland cannibal, Alexander Kinyua, eating his roomate's brain Kinyua is charged with first-degree murder and first- and second-degree assault. The two had shared a home in the 500 block of Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne. Harford County Sheriff Jesse Bane said Thursday that Kinyua took deputies to a Dumpster about [...]

by 401AK47 | A Zombie Survival Plan
By | 2018-05-14T06:49:54+00:00 |Zombie News and Events|1 Comment

Police Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face In Florida

Now, admittedly, the video doesn't exactly reveal that there's some serious carnivorous zombie action going on, as the legs that are moving appear to be facing away from the victim (the legs that aren't moving), and the video's poor quality doesn't shed much light on whether or not the reported pool of blood is actually blood or just the shadows cast by the two men. So, case closed right? Wrong. Here is the original report from the Miami Herald: MIAMI -- A witness says a naked man chewing on the face of another naked man on a downtown highway ramp kept [...]

by 401AK47 | A Zombie Survival Plan
By | 2018-05-14T06:44:23+00:00 |Zombie News and Events|1 Comment

Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder

Let's face it. Organization is key to survival in the zombie apocalypse. The last thing you need is to not be able to find your keys when you need them. Enter the Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder. This incredibly lifelike image of the real Mount Rushmore in South Dakota is a spitting image of the original, had those presidents been zombies, of course. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln have never looked deader, but their contributions will forever be remembered.

by 401AK47 | A Zombie Survival Plan
By | 2018-05-14T06:37:49+00:00 |Zombie News and Events|0 Comments