Andy Samberg guested on Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night. During his sit-down interview, Andy Samberg decides to step up and take the first steps toward thwarting the recent climb in cannibalsim and bath salt use (the zombie drug).
Samberg begins the video with “People. They come in all shapes and sizes: tall, short, fat, thin, young and old. But it’s important to remember that whatever they look like — you shouldn’t eat ’em…”Samberg deadpans at the start of his message on behalf of the Citizens Are Not Naturally Ingested By Americans League (C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L.).
Andy Samberg says to follow the 5 D’s:
DON’T EAT ANY PEOPLE
DO EAT THINGS THAT ARE NOT PEOPLE
DO MAKE SURE IT’S REALLY LOBSTER
DON’T SNORT BATH SALTS
DENVER …just a great city.