Archives: » 2010 » December

Zombie Apocalypse

Posted 29 Dec 2010 in Survival, Zombie Apocalypse

What is the Zombie Apocalypse?

The Z-Apocalypse is the state of the world as it is overrun by zombies. As the infection of the zombie virus spreads, it becomes a plague of the likes we have never seen. From Patient 0, it is estimated that it will take anywhere from 4 to 7 months before the undead outnumber the living. For the months to follow, it will be a daily fight for survival as the undead continue to gain in numbers.

Decay does not come fast enough. Seasons are looked upon not as a gauge for what shoes you might wear that day, but a gauge for zombie decay. Summers bring a stench 1000 times more potent than the most putrid New York sewers, as the rate of decay increases exponentially. Winter is your friend, especially if you’ve been fortunate enough to bunker down in a cold climate. Freezing temperatures allow for a proactive fight against the walking dead. Though frozen, however, they are still a threat. As temperatures increase they thaw, continuing exactly where they left off, in the exact direction, with the same motive.

A frozen zombie is one who is in wait to be cleansed of its own filth. Take advantage of their frozen state and scour your area in all directions. The more you are able to slay in these months, the safer you will be in the months to follow. Be aware, however, that zombies are for the most part, fluidless. They are dead, after all. That said, they WILL freeze at a slower rate than you will! A common misconception is that because they lack the production of internal body heat, zombies may freeze at a slower rate. Keep in mind that they are fluidless and do not rely on what we do to survive. Take precautions. Do not over-exhaust yourself and be mindful of direction, as it is easier to lose your way in such conditions.

Related Zombie Survival Posts:

Zombie Virus

Posted 29 Dec 2010 in Infection, The MAD Flu, Zombie Virus

Though a virus is more susceptible to environmental conditions, they tend to evolve very quickly. This adaptability lends itself to evolve to strains with higher tolerances to outside variables and higher risk of infection, especially if the zombie virus has its origins as a form of bio-chemical terrorism.

The Zombie Virus, which we refer to as the MAD Flu (Motor Ascendency of Dependent), having reference to Mad Cow Disease and meaning a complete motor function authority shift, in which the virus is completely in control of, and dependent  on the human brain.

Infection would occur by direct fluidic contact. Being that zombies are driven by a primal need for the most basic of human instincts, it would be logical to assume that this fluidic contact would be the result of a bite, in most cases.

It is important to note that any open wounds or other means of transference be considered as well. When killing a zombie, be sure that all such areas are covered or closed; eyes, mouth, wounds.

Initial symptoms of a zombie virus are: Pain, discoloration of infected area (as this is the first location to effectively die), fever, chills, dementia. These symptoms are followed by a numbing of extremities, loss of muscular coordination and death is soon to follow.

Reanimation occurs anywhere from a few minutes to a matter of hours (depending on where the fluid transfer takes place; i.e. a bite closer to the heart will travel through the bloodstream at a faster rate and thus entering the brain sooner. A bite that is further from the heart creates a higher threat level, as the victim might mistake the bite for a scratch or other injury after escape from a heated situation. The victim, in this scenario, may also avoid admittance of injury, as in doing so would sooner end his or her life. This makes them even more dangerous than those bitten close to the heart, as false assumptions may be made that they are, in fact, not infected.

Given that we are already experiencing forms of what we would expect to see in a zombie virus, it is entirely possible that the zombie virus will spawn from a military application.

Example: Viral Meningitis, an infection of the fluid in the spinal cord and the fluid that surrounds the brain, crossed with the elements of Mad Cow Disease (a disease that attacks the cow’s spinal cord and brain, leaving the animal with a loss of mobility and normal brain function) would certainly result in a zombie-like virus.  When Mad Cow Disease actually enters the human body (then called Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease), the host is left with these symptoms; changes in gait, hallucinations, lack of coordination, muscle twitching/jerks, and dementia.

This is an article written by a scientist for Center for Disease Control and Prevention:

    “As I have witnessed, there are several stages to reanimation. Immediately after reanimation occurs, the host is fully mobile. Though coordination is lacking, the host exhibits traits of any drunk you may find stumbling through the streets, with a similar speech impediment. As diagnosing the host at this early stage will be the most difficult, it is also at this time they should be considered the highest threat.
    As Rigor Mortis sets in, the host loses that fluid, albeit uncoordinated, mobility. Rash, jerky movements are the result.
    The first stage of decomposition begins in the stomach, as the host’s own digestive enzymes begin to eat away its tissues. This is important to note, because the more a zombie feeds in the first stage, the slower the rate of decomposition.
    Rigor Mortis lasts for approximately 36 hours. It is then that the host begins losing speed. The rate of decomposition is always dependent on temperature and humidity, and the speed of the host is dependent on the stage of decomposition. It is predicted that within a year however, unless frozen, the body will be almost completely decomposed. I say almost, because all the tests we have performed do not indicate normal decomposition in the brain, especially the brain stem, where the virus is housed.
    Similarities in MAD flu are found in the following; viral meningitis, rabies, and Mad Cow Disease. Though certain similarities are present, diagnosing how to best treat MAD flu has, so far, been a great challenge. It is unlike anything we have seen before.”


The Dead Rising in the Bible:

Zech. 14:12 And this shall be the plague
wherewith the LORD will smite all
the people that have fought against
Jerusalem; Their flesh shall con-
sume away while they stand upon
their feet, and their eyes shall con-
sume away in their holes, and their
tongue shall consume away in their

13 And it shall come to pass
in that day, that a great tumult from
the LORD shall be among them; and
they shall lay hold every one on the
hand of his neighbour.

14 And Judah also shall fight in
Jerusalem ; and the wealth of all the
heathen round about shall be gathered
together, gold, and silver, and
apparel, in great abundance.

15 And also shall be the plague of
the horse, of the mule, of the camel,
and of the ass, and all of the beasts
that shall be in these tents, as this
King James Version
Scofield Study Bible III
Oxford University Press
New York
2003 Edition

Related Zombie Survival Posts:

Rise of the MAD Flu: Day 1


Let me start by saying that I’m sick of the media feeding on our fears. It seems they’ll stop at nothing for ratings; embellishments, omitting facts, creating entire stories based on a grain of salt. Whatever happened to honest reporting?

Well, that’s why I’m writing this. We can no longer take what the major outlets try to pass off as truth. Those days are gone.

Let me begin by introducing myself and lay out what you can expect from me. My name is Nathan. I’m a designer for an online retailer and, given my occupation, I felt like contributing something more, something with substance.

So here I am. If I can lay some truth out there so the world isn’t completely over-saturated with bull, I’ve done my job.

The first topic of discussion is this new flu going around. I’ll be reporting what I see on a daily basis; how many people I see keeling over in the frozen goods aisle of Vons, the number of employees calling off work, etc. I’m looking forward to your comments to tip the scales in favor of truth and honesty for a change.

Related Zombie Survival Posts: