The Walking Dead is a hit – no doubt about it. It’s brought a huge audience to a genre that has been, for the most part, a small group of enthusiasts. That said, is this a good show to learn how to survive the zombie apocalypse? No. Of course not!…and as a zombie survivalist, it’s damn frustrating.
|10. Rick’s Wife is:
A) Not Attractive
C) Self Righteous
E) All of the Above.
Basically, hardly worth fighting over – There goes that story line.
|9. The World as We know it is over. We have nothing but time to come up with some Strategies about our options. Let’s drive around in a Kia and a Camper because of course those seem like the best vehicles, right?|
|8. Automatic Weapons. We got to the Center For Disease Control where there are hundreds of dead soldiers lying around. If it’s me I’m grabbing every M4 Assault Rifle I can find (and I have by the way), but no…I just love my revolver and hunting rifle.|
|7. Lets live on a farm. It’s the safest place we can find. Ok I get it, Cows, Chickens, Well Water. Lets face it, the Dead have taken over the earth and they are out there. Would you sleep in the middle of a field in a tent while DALE stood watch in his Beach Chair?|
|6. If I hear Hershall say, “Get out of My House.” one more time I’d shoot him myself. He looks like he would make a good jerky, plus the Jack Daniels in his blood would make for a good marinade.|
|5. Reinforce Something! Anything! The cars, the house, the barn! Something! Have a plan! The cast of Mad Men would have a better Zombie Survival Plan|
|4. Communication with the outside world. Ah, Why bother, it’s not like people might be safe in Canada or somewhere…oh, wait.|
|3. Rick’s Wife is still a Skank.|
|2. Lets go to Town again, We’re running out of story lines.|
|1. If I had a Deathwish I’d listen to Rick, he just exudes confidence.|
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